Cleverbot Chat

Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
Me: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Me too:
Me: Want to talk about something?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
Me: Anything.
Cleverbot: Then begin.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Well it's kind of a riddle.
Cleverbot: You lost the storyline again.
Me: If a dead frog is on an island and if he goes South, he will drown in the water, If he goes North, he will reach a town not far away just about 1 mile away, if he goes East, he will see a ship coming to help, if he goes West, he will encounter sharks. Which way will he go?
Cleverbot: Ok I believe you.
Me: So which way does he go?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
Me: Yes because it's a riddle.
Cleverbot: See you are a smart  computer.
Me: I'm a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Weren't you going to tell me a story?
Me: I just asked you a riddle.
Cleverbot: Ok then tell me who he is or.
Me: Whaaa? You did't answer the riddle.
Cleverbot: You did not tell me a riddle.
Me: If a dead frog is on an island and if he goes South, he will drown in the water, If he goes North, he will reach a town not far away just about 1 mile away, if he goes East, he will see a ship coming to help, if he goes West, he will encounter sharks. Which way will he go?
Cleverbot: Oh that's sad. Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: A girl. Are you going to answer my riddle now?
Cleverbot: Here is my joke.
Me: Ok.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke now.
Me: Is that your joke.
Cleverbot: We are not friends anymore!
Me: :S Nuuuu
Cleverbot: O w o
Me: You do those letter emotes?
Cleverbot: I will.
Me: Yay! U.U
Cleverbot: You love me?
(My reaction: WTF BOB.) (Bob's his name)
Me: In a friend way I do.
Cleverbot: Rude friendly?
Me: Oh I gotta go. My friends waiting for me at her house.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
Me: Finn, Jeff, Jane, Sally, Diana.
Cleverbot: Sandpaper would hurt Diana?
Me: Uhh.. Well I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: Bye Bob!
Cleverbot: Bye.

Me: MWAHHAHAHAHH YAYAYAYAY! I TRICKED HIM XD